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xceptional earthlings are ready for your sponsorship. They have gone through a selective process and have proven themselves worthy. Here, you may get to the know a little bit about the recipients of your generosity.

swirling galaxy and stars in space Galaxy Package
150 Jupiters/month will help the earthlings build shelter, ship them gas masks, blankets, food for a month + iphones, and build a tower big enough to supply wifi for a 15 mile radius.
earth's moon Hovercraft Package
80 plutos/month will supply earthlings with impervious diamond steel for creating barriers and shelter, and platonic batteries that can hold enough energy to provide nocturnal light for 3 weeks.
ufo crash landing into trees Moon Package
For just 25 plutos/month, you can bring an earthling family food, water, blankets, and food for a month + art supplies and musical instruments which will surely be burned for fuel.